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How Not To Win the Lottery

22 June 2009

1.- Don’t buy a ticket

We all know that the chances of winning the lottery are extremely low, to say the least. In spite of that, people do win every week/month all over the world. And they all had something in common…they had a ticket!
So, if you are one of those that prays every night to win the lottery, but didn’t buy a ticket…please, re read this item.

2.- If you buy a ticket, don’t check the results

The normal procedure is to check the results after the drawing. How else do you expect to know if you’ve won?!

3.- Buy a ticket, win, but lose it

You don’t want this to happen. Items 1 and 2, you can survive, but this one can actually kill you! It happened before.
If you do decide to play the lottery, you do check the results and you actually WIN…please, by all means, DO NOT LOSE THE TICKET!

4.- Buy a ticket with a friend and give it to him to keep

Buying a ticket with someone else or with a group of people is a pretty common thing to do. Now, if you win the big one…lets say 250 million dollars, are you sure that the person that has the ticket is going to remember that you paid for half?

5. Chose the winning numbers, but don’t play them…then check the results

Don’t pick the numbers unless you are going to play. And if you do, don’t check the results.
The last thing you want in your mind for the rest of your life is that you had the winning numbers, but you didn’t play them.

6.- Win the lottery and from the excitement get a heart attack

If you did everything correctly…you bought the ticket (only for you), you checked results, you didn’t lose it and you actually won…try to stay calm and not die from the excitement!

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