How Not to Use AI
Your Guide to Letting Robots Run Your Life (Poorly)
🤖 Introduction: Welcome to the Future (of Doing It All Wrong)
AI is here, and it’s amazing. It can write poems, build code, mimic your voice, and help you cheat on your homework. Naturally, it’s also the perfect tool for chaos.
So if your goal is to use artificial intelligence in the most misguided, hilarious, and possibly dangerous ways possible — you’ve come to the right place.
Let’s dive into the many ways not to use AI (unless you enjoy confusion, embarrassment, or lawsuits).
🎬 Step 1: Use AI for Everything — Especially What You Shouldn’t
Got a job interview? Let AI answer your questions.
Romantic date? Let ChatGPT craft your sweet nothings.
Wedding vows? Let’s make them generic, baby.
Pro Tip: The less it sounds like you, the better. Relationships, careers, and legal contracts should all be outsourced to a robot you barely understand.
✅ Bonus: If it goes wrong, you can always say, “The AI made me do it.”
📉 Step 2: Trust AI Over Experts
Medical symptoms? Ask a chatbot.
Tax advice? Ignore the accountant — AI is free.
Legal help? Surely a large language model trained on Reddit can handle your lawsuit.
Remember: Nothing screams “I know what I’m doing” like ignoring professionals in favor of predictive text engines.
✍️ Step 3: Submit AI-Generated Work Without Reading It
Need to write an essay or report? Copy. Paste. Submit.
Don’t bother reading it. Don’t check facts. And definitely leave in that telltale phrase:
“As an AI language model, I cannot…”
✅ Bonus points if you use it in a creative writing class and it opens with “Once upon a prompt…”
🎨 Step 4: Create “Original” Art Without Changing a Pixel
Use AI art generators to create “your” masterpiece — no edits, no thought, no soul.
Then sell it as an NFT and claim it’s 100% yours.
âś… Hot tip: Ignore the artist whose work the model was trained on. They’re just jealous.
🧠Step 5: Use AI Without Learning Anything About It
Don’t read about training data. Don’t learn prompt design.
Just type random questions and assume it’s always right.
Then rage when it hallucinates a fake quote from Abraham Lincoln about Bitcoin.
Pro Tip: You wouldn’t drive a car blindfolded, but hey — it’s just your business, reputation, and education on the line.
đź’Ą Step 6: Use AI to Scam, Prank, or Deepfake
Why use AI for good when you can deepfake your teacher, boss, or grandma?
Create fake voicemails. Generate fake news. Clone voices. It’s fun until someone files charges.
âś… Pro move: Pretend it’s all just a joke when the FBI shows up.
🛑 Bonus Level: Let AI Replace Your Brain
Why think for yourself when AI can think for you?
Let it pick your meals, your next business idea, your relationship status.
Give it your passwords. Trust it with your finances. Maybe even ask it what you should believe.
✅ Want to go full sci-fi? Ask AI to write your autobiography — before you’ve even lived it.
🧠Final Thoughts: Want to Use AI the Right Way?
Here’s a shocker: AI is powerful. But it’s not perfect — and neither are you.
Treat it like a tool, not a guru. Understand its limits. Question its output. Keep your brain turned on.
The future is smart — don’t be the reason it isn’t.
